The inevitable Michael Jackson post

[ives]

I wouldn't put it past him.

[elephant.stone]

he likes to have "sleepovers" with this kid with cancer and his fat brother (unfortunate family).

He offers the kid to sleep in the bed and michael would say he'd sleep on the floor out of courtousy, as you would to a guest.

that what he said anyway............................................ ..........................................

but when doors are closed then the real action begins. He gags the kids and ties them up in a japanese bondage not, so if they move they scream with agony, then he pushes them over making them scream, but to mike, these are the screams of pleasure, and then, yes, the above coment was right, he touches his pants. After that he whips out his pork sword and jabs the kids in thier face like they are some kind of toy, removing the gag and then making them deepthroat him, leaving a trace of vomit on his little soldier.

well thats what the kid told me

hey...the guys got a fair ground in his garden, he's ok with me [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[kurts ghost]

he didnt say that at all.
and i sincerely doubt he's a paedo. he has definitly loast his marbles tho

[Rachy]

I imagine his private area to be like that of the angels in 'Dogma'.

[ives]

hehehe yerrrrr [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

[jedimaster]

lol i think id cry if i had no penis! I cant believe that he actually thinks he is peter pan n that he is goin to live forever!
ps. dogma great film.

[Mister Gav]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...v/tv_jackson_7

i'm a lot more interested in this.

"A two-hour special, tentatively titled "Michael Jackson, Take Two: The Interview They Wouldn't Show You," is scheduled to air Feb. 20"

[Sim]

MARTIN BASHIR has pulled out of presenting a Brit award tonight after getting death threats from angry MICHAEL JACKSON fans.
The interviewer was going to hand out the Best International Female gong with CAT DEELEY during the star-studded ceremony at London?s Earls Court.

But he told organisers at 4pm yesterday he was dropping out after worries about his safety.

Bashir also wanted to avoid stars who had defended Jacko following his explosive ITV1 documentary, Living With Michael Jackson, in which the singer admitted he sleeps with boys.

Jacko?s close pal JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ? who is expected to sing NENEH CHERRY?s Buffalo Stance with KYLIE MINOGUE tonight ? had already told organisers to make sure he did not bump into Bashir backstage.

Justin said: ?That guy is despicable. He had better keep out of my way. Michael is a really nice guy who looks at the world through the eyes of a child.?

Bashir decided he would not attend the Brits ? where he was planning to walk out to one of Jackson?s hit songs ? after the singer?s fans sent hate mail to his offices in London.

They are still furious at the way their idol was depicted in the warts-and-all programme.

A Brits source told me: ?Martin was due to give out the award and had even agreed to walk out on stage while Thriller was being played. But because feelings are still so high, he started to get nervous.

?Jackson fans are very passionate and he was worried he could have been targeted as he walked up the red carpet. He also felt he would be vulnerable when he left Earls Court.

?As well as all the fans, it?s clear his programme has angered some of the performers at the Brits. He wouldn?t want to bump into an angry Justin.

?After careful consideration, he has decided to pull out.?

[thistowndont feelright]

if you ask me it's not michael jackson we have to worry about, its captain Birdseye.
Theres something about an old man owning an island full of nothing but small children and fish fingers that gives me the heeby-jeeby's man...

[garlicbread]

haha heeby-jeebies.. haha... sorry